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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:33 AM     Sweetea is offline   #1
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Bread
White bread is made from bleached flour. The flour is completely void of nutrition at this point and your body immediately converts it into sugar. It's Any refined product like that is no good for you. White tortillas are also void of nutrition. You should eat whole grain breads.

carbo loading too, GEEZ whats the deal with Carbo loading?!
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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:34 AM     nathraq is offline   #2
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Bread
White bread is made from bleached flour. The flour is completely void of nutrition at this point and your body immediately converts it into sugar. It's Any refined product like that is no good for you. White tortillas are also void of nutrition. You should eat whole grain breads.

carbo loading too, GEEZ whats the deal with Carbo loading?!
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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:34 AM     Cigam is offline   #3
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Bread
White bread is made from bleached flour. The flour is completely void of nutrition at this point and your body immediately converts it into sugar. It's Any refined product like that is no good for you. White tortillas are also void of nutrition. You should eat whole grain breads.

carbo loading too, GEEZ whats the deal with Carbo loading?!
I don't know what Bread did to you recently, but you need to get over it. Did it make you fat? Did it ruin your sandwich? I mean come on, not all Bread is bad.

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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:35 AM     Pathoticus is offline   #4
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I'm a wheat bread man, myself.
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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:39 AM     Sweetea is offline   #5
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I don't know what Bread did to you recently, but you need to get over it. Did it make you fat? Did it ruin your sandwich? I mean come on, not all Bread is bad.

Unedited screenshot or it didn't happen. Meh!
IT JUST MAKES ME SO MAD!

Here are 12... THAT IS TWELVE REASONS why you will think bread is horrible.
*I did NOT copy and paste these at all*
Why? Judge for yourself:
Research on bread indicates that

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.

2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 years; infant mortality rates were unacceptably high; many women died in childbirth; and diseases such as typhoid, yellow fever, and influenza ravaged whole nations.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread.

5. Bread is made from a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can be used to suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month!

6. Primitive tribal societies that have no bread exhibit a low incidence of cancer, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's disease, and osteoporosis.

7. Bread has been proven to be addictive. Subjects deprived of bread and given only water to eat begged for bread after as little as two days.

8. Bread is often a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" items such as butter, jelly, peanut butter, and even cold cuts.

9. Bread has been proven to absorb water. Since the human body is more than 90 percent water, it follows that eating bread could lead to your body being taken over by this absorptive food product, turning you into a soggy, gooey bread-pudding person.

10. Newborn babies can choke on bread.

11. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute.

12. Most American bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling.


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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM     Cohort is offline   #6
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Bread
White bread is made from bleached flour. The flour is completely void of nutrition at this point and your body immediately converts it into sugar. It's Any refined product like that is no good for you. White tortillas are also void of nutrition. You should eat whole grain breads.

carbo loading too, GEEZ whats the deal with Carbo loading?!
sooo if I eat white wheat bread is it still healthy for me?
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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:40 AM     wangfu is offline   #7
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Personally, I buy my bread from a bakery or, in a pinch, a deli at a grocery store. That bagged stuff like Sunbeam and Wonderbread is about 75% air anyway; squish a new bag as much as you can, you'll be surprised how little "bread" is actually in there.
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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:43 AM     Sweetea is offline   #8
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Personally, I buy my bread from a bakery or, in a pinch, a deli at a grocery store. That bagged stuff like Sunbeam and Wonderbread is about 75% air anyway; squish a new bag as much as you can, you'll be surprised how little "bread" is actually in there.
thats just it too! Bread is misleading and LIES TO YOU!!!

Look at it, so big and long.

now squish it up.. its not actually that big, its not actually that long. its like... SMall and grose. Lies to you everytime you walk down the Bread isle in any grosery store.
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Old June 20th, 2008, 09:57 AM     Wiserman is offline   #9
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If any of you live in the SouthEast... I would highly recommend a sub from the Publix Deli

Their bread is so deliciously soft and fresh... it makes the sammich
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Old June 20th, 2008, 10:01 AM     Cohort is offline   #10
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sooo if I eat white wheat bread is it still healthy for me?
One of you breadologists please answer this question...I need to know or I would go on a bread rage.
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