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    What would Conan the Cimmerian do if he had a very beloved Cimmerian "female" relative family member that got "wrongly" jailed on a bogus criminal charge of theft by deception Age of Conan: Unchained fans???
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    uhm what ?
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    I think he would just cut the prosecutors in half lol, Since I'm pretty sure this scenario is allegorical Id suggest hiring a good lawyer and hope for the best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usedtissue View Post
    I think he would just cut the prosecutors in half lol, Since I'm pretty sure this scenario is allegorical Id suggest hiring a good lawyer and hope for the best.
    Maybe something like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZHoHaAYHq8
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    Probably the same thing he would do even if she were totally and completely guilty.

    And that reminds me of the one shining moment in Conan the Destroyer when he cuts the chain freeing Grace Jones.

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    He'd kill the judge. Which is exactly what he did at the beginning of the story where he meets Belit. The court accosted him and demand he give testimony against a friend, he loses his temper and slays the judge before running and jumping onto her ship as it is leaving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aenarr57 View Post
    bogus criminal charge of theft
    You guys reference wrong story (Queen of the black coast). In that story Conan is a witness in a court and not the accused.

    Story in which Conan is cought as a supposed thief is God in a Bowl.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_in_the_Bowl

    and yeah, he kills everyone
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