[SeanRP]

In the year 13,341 BC, Bill Jenkins became the first priest to ever be called a "Bear shaman," when he was arrested for walking down a main road, bear ass naked. Alcohol was said to be a factor.

[Vatharis]

Originally Posted by SeanRP In the year 13,341 BC, Bill Jenkins became the first priest to ever be called a "Bear shaman," when he was arrested for walking down a main road, bear ass naked. Alcohol was said to be a factor.

Man, I was gonna post something similar...damn you! :P

[SeanRP]

lol, thats all i could think of...and it was pretty high on the lame scale anyways.

[Hoqalemer]

You guys make me want to roll a BS, simply so I can make lame jokes XD

[Kimball]

I need to change my combat music to BEARnaked ladies.

[Gjakoll]

Does a Bear Shaman poop in the woods?

[SeanRP]

Originally Posted by Gjakoll Does a Bear Shaman poop in the woods?

I think the better question is, will anyone hear it?

[Gjakoll]

Originally Posted by SeanRP I think the better question is, will anyone hear it?

Depends on how much fiber I've had recently.

[Gjakoll]

A Cimmerian walks into a bar, and sees a jug filled with gold pieces. On it is a sign saying 'Win this,, ask the keeper how.' So he asks the barkeep about it. The barkeep says, "It's a challenge. First, you have to down this half-keg of mead in less than a turn of this hourglass. Then, out in the alley is a grumpy Bear Shaman with a toothache. You need to go out, knock him out and pull his tooth. Lastly, upstairs is Black Maria, the ugliest ***** in Hyboria. You have to satisfy her three times in the span of a turn of the glass. One gold to try."

The Cimmerian feels - how bad could it be? Slips his gold piece into the jar, grabs the keg and downs it in a prodigous gulp. He staggers out to the alley. From the door comes the sound of crashes. The inn shudders. Finally it gets quiet. After a minute. the Cimmerian staggers in and slurs, "Now whersh that hoor with the shore tooth?'

[calebkingofscots]

Originally Posted by Gjakoll A Cimmerian walks into a bar, and sees a jug filled with gold pieces. On it is a sign saying 'Win this,, ask the keeper how.' So he asks the barkeep about it. The barkeep says, "It's a challenge. First, you have to down this half-keg of mead in less than a turn of this hourglass. Then, out in the alley is a grumpy Bear Shaman with a toothache. You need to go out, knock him out and pull his tooth. Lastly, upstairs is Black Maria, the ugliest ***** in Hyboria. You have to satisfy her three times in the span of a turn of the glass. One gold to try." The Cimmerian feels - how bad could it be? Slips his gold piece into the jar, grabs the keg and downs it in a prodigous gulp. He staggers out to the alley. From the door comes the sound of crashes. The inn shudders. Finally it gets quiet. After a minute. the Cimmerian staggers in and slurs, "Now whersh that hoor with the shore tooth?'

Sorry, here at the Bear Shaman forums we only accept mildy obnoxious, humor bereft jokes that come to one in an alchohol induced whim. We must now, regrettably, exile you to the real world. Have a nice day!