It has been said that after I've crisco'd up my body and flexed in the mirror for hours; my pecs look like two butterball turkeys...
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
It has been said that after I've crisco'd up my body and flexed in the mirror for hours; my pecs look like two butterball turkeys...
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Strategos of Immortal Souls
At first you don't succeed
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Grow a mullet, get fat face drunk of bourbon, blame your failures on the world, and then write a country song about it.
Strategos of Immortal Souls
So...
If "Jim crack corn and I don't care" then why do i keep singing it for?
Strategos of Immortal Souls
Do you have a 3rd stall bandit at your work?
The bandit manages to stack massive amounts of TP in a toilet and then proceeds to save enough poo up from what looks to be 2 weeks or equivalent of 3 elephants before releaving oneself .... and no flushing...but at this point one would need a shovel as no amount of flushing will save you.
Strategos of Immortal Souls