12) Realizing the fact that beautiful princesses kidnapped might a.) might have caught STDs in the process and b.) not at all be interested in sex until after looooooong time of therapy.
13) Being sued for sexual harassment.
14) Learning that Tarantia is populated by cruel people who give their children names like Slayerofchickens*, Swordking* or Likestohavesexwithgoats*.
*Not actual character names.
Make Hyboria raid again!
Khaletoheps AoC-Youtube-Channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/Khaletohep
Guides zu Klassen & allen HM-Solo-Inis:
http://www.nachtwind-gilde.com/guide...-age-of-conan/
It deeply saddens Conan having to listen 24/7 to the lamentation of women in Global chan and on his Forum....
Barb: Thomaran
Hox1: Mweru
Dt: Haikuju
Hox2: Shugorann
Tos: Nephertites
Sin: Leogetz
Necro: Viggomortis
and others...
"The sky is green. It is because I say it is. And because I said it on the internet."