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Thread: Merry Christmas from Chuck Norris

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    They missed out the bit where he roundhouse kicks both jets into orbit
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    The world we know is cold and hard; the weak shall be trampled underfoot and the strong will march forward to glory.

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    1.5 upmanship
    I don't make points I make dents.

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    For the next epic split video... It begins with Chuck Norris standing on an ocean somewhere. As his feet begin to move apart the water beneath him splits, forming a wall of water under each foot that moves as his feet do, creating a chasm in the water that becomes wider and wider until Chuck is doing a split over it.

    Chuck Norris splits the Red Sea.

    Maybe this time with an aircraft carrier on his head.

    Edit: And if you missed it... Channing Tatum's response to the original Jean Claude video.

    http://youtu.be/WCCm54rt6Uk
    Last edited by Raeil; 21st December 2013 at 16:50.

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    Why is there no Bruce Lee jokes?
    Because Bruce Lee is no joke

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